Speaking with my hand over my mouth

OK so those that were around last Friday had the opportunity to hear me mess up. To be honest it's not that bad in my mind. I think it was hilarious. Those that weren't there at church, this is what happened. As I was speaking the loudest most annoying kid entered the building. It echoed everywhere and very distracting. Well as any person would have done I told the kid "Dude Shut-up." Well the young adults were laughing their heads off and the adults looked scared. Ahhh is the start of the end of my begining? The whole change over is in two weeks. Look out all of you you'll never know what I will say next! I can just imagine the stories to come.

And yes I admit I told everyone in England during a preach that I learned to weld wood!

I think I should start my own quote book. What do think?